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Hats

DON'T POLLUTE Hat

Description: Give a hoot.

Tags: climate change, environmental, garbage, godzilla, hedorah
digi-groove Hat

Description: BACK UP YOUR TUNES

Tags: album, audio, audiophile, music is life, record player
Calcium Pac-Daddy Hat

Description: wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka

Tags: game, retro, video game
Bubblegum Pac-Daddy Hat

Description: wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka

Tags: eating, game, retro
Blueberry Pac-Daddy Hat

Description: wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka

Tags: eat, gaming, retro
In the Year 2525 Hat

Description: Zager? Evans? Never heard of them.

Tags: pop music, retro, roman, roman numerals, song
!!STRIKE!!! Hat

Description: Pins? Ten.

Tags: bowl, bowling alley, bowling team, psychedelic, retro
MINOTAURS Hat

Description: GO TEAM

Tags: greek mythology, minotaur, mythology, sports
MEDUSAS Hat

Description: GO TEAM

Tags: greek mythology, medusa, mythology, sports
Yes, It Is Hat

Description: (And on your side, too.)

Tags: classic rock, digital, rock music
The X Formerly Known As Hat

Description: TWEETS DOWN IN FLAMES

Tags: elon musk, social media, x
HACKED Hat

Description: bugzzz

Tags: computer, egypt, hacker, parody design
Chronopanda Hat

Description: STOP! BAMBOO TIME.

Tags: chrono, horology, panda, time, watchmaker
Dead Leaf Hat

Description: MONSTROUS

Tags: autumn, dead, fall, monster, undead
MCMXCIX Hat

Description: Preposterously lost in space!

Tags: 1970s, 1999, british tv, tv, space
Interloper From Beyond The Heavens Hat

Description: Egads! Trespass!

Tags: alien, extraterrestrial, game, invaders, space
Forever Cream Hat

Description: It's the cold that never warms.

Tags: frozen, retro, retro vintage aesthetic, skull
YooToob Hat

Description: AI slop as far as the eye can see.

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, video, youtube
Swolestar Hat

Description: FLEX!

Tags: exercise, fitness, flex, gym, lifting
Mister Bobo, the Masonic Dyna-Monkey Hat

Description: Chee chee chee!

Tags: chimpanzee, cult, esoteric, freemasonry, masonic
Night Mare Hat

Description: Sleep well!

Tags: beast, dream, horse
Dr. P Hat

Description: *BURP*

Tags: advertising, retro vintage aesthetic, soda, wristwatch
How I Really Feel Hat

Description: Making AI slop does not make you an artist.

Tags: artificial intelligence
Gentleman Experimenter Hat

Description: Ahem.

Tags: plaid, radioactive, rat, science
Stranger on the Road Hat

Description: Brain squirming like a toad.

Tags: driving, food, gasoline, highway, kitsch
Master Plumber Elder Hat

Description: "Wahoo!"

Tags: japan, plumber, video game
Activi-tee Hat

Description:

Tags: activism, narcissism, narcissist, political, posture
FLOWER POWER (militaristic) Hat

Description: ✌️

Tags: flower, hippie, military, power, psychedelic
FLOWER POWER (happy) Hat

Description: ✌️

Tags: flower, hippie, psychedelic
At Least We Had a Good Run Hat

Description: Bless this mess.

Tags: catastrophe, politics, tariffs, the end
Nepeta Cataria Hat

Description: Meus cattus tam ebrius est.

Tags: cat, high, kitty, kitty cat, stoned
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Hat

Description: The End

Tags: fire, food, parody design, product, skeleton
POMONA Hat

Description: 🤟

Tags: california, citrus fruit, concert, orange, oranges
A Change Of Rulers Is The Joy Of Fools Hat

Description: With apologies to the year 1980.

Tags: anarchy, biden, election, political, president
Lodge Brother Banjo Hat

Description: Shrine on, you crazy chimpanzee.

Tags: chimpanzee, cigar, freemasons, lodge, monkey
RIGHT ON Hat

Description: Doesn't not compute.

Tags: computers, mainframe, server, tapes

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